Tracklist
| The Shaftesbury Theatre |
| Thimbles/Animals |
| Supermarkets |
| Old Ladies |
| Dog Food |
| Supermarkets/Vegetables/Vegetarians/Vegetables/Bread/Queues |
| Shoplifting |
| Poetry/Mice |
| Suffering Fools |
| Latin/French |
| France/Exchange Trip |
| Being European |
| The Romans |
| Hannibal |
| Handshakes |
| Being Cool |
| Parrots |
| Beachy Head/Suicide |
| James Bond |
| Chemistry |
| Einstein/Science |
| Pavolov's Dog/Cats |
| Encore/Salmon/Sex |
Versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LAFFCD 49 | Eddie Izzard | Definite Article (CD, Album) | Laughing Stock | LAFFCD 49 | UK | 1996 |
| LAFFC 49 | Eddie Izzard | Definite Article (2xCass, Album) | Laughing Stock | LAFFC 49 | UK | 1996 |
| 86743-2 | Eddie Izzard | Definite Article (CD, Album) | Anti- | 86743-2 | US | 2004 |
