Tracklist
| 1 | Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em |
| 2 | I Hope This Hotel Serves Nachos |
| 3 | How Exactly Do You Define Cool |
| 4 | Don't Put All Your Ovaries In One Uterus |
| 5 | If You Didn't Have Your Head So Far Up Your Ass, Your Hair Wouldn't Look So Bad |
| 6 | I'll Show You My Mussels If You Show Me Your Clam |
| 7 | My Bowels Are Packed And They're Ready To Go |
| 8 | A Hot Corral Of Crap |
| 9 | Congratulations Vinnie, You've Done It Again, You've Ruined Christmas For Everyone |
