Tracklist Hide Credits
| A1 | Central Scrutinizer | 3:28 |
| A2 | Joe's Garage | 6:10 |
| A3 | Catholic Girls | 4:26 |
| A4 | Crew Slut | 6:32 |
| A5 | Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt | 4:45 |
| A6 | On The Bus | 4:01 |
| B1 | Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? | 2:36 |
| B2 | Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up | 5:43 |
| B3 | Scrutinizer Postlude | 1:35 |
| B4 | A Token Of My Extreme | 5:30 |
| B5 | Stick It Out | 4:34 |
| B6 | Sy Borg | 8:55 |
| C1 | Dong Work For Yuda | 5:03 |
| C2 | Keep It Greasy | 8:22 |
| C3 | Outside NowBass – Patrick O'Hearn |
5:50 |
| C4 | He Used To Cut The Grass | 7:35 |
| D1 | Packard Goose | 12:34 |
| D2 | Watermelon In Easter Hay | 9:09 |
| D3 | A Little Green Rosetta | 8:15 |
Credits
- Baritone Saxophone – Marginal Chagrin
- Bass Saxophone – Stumuk
- Bass, Vocals – Arthur Barrow
- Drums, Other [Combustible Vapors, Optometric Abandon] – Vinnie Colaiuta
- Harmonica – Craig Steward
- Keyboards – Peter Wolf , Tommy Mars
- Lead Guitar, Vocals – Frank Zappa
- Lead Vocals – Ike Willis
- Percussion, Vocals – Ed Mann
- Rhythm Guitar, Vocals – Warren Cucurullo*
- Slide Guitar, Vocals – Denny Walley
- Tenor Saxophone – Jeff*
- Vocals – Al Malkin, Dale Bozzio
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SWCL 74206 | Zappa* | Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (LP, Album, RE + 2xLP, Album, RE + Box, Comp, RM) | Barking Pumpkin Records | SWCL 74206 | US | 1987 |
| D70301/2, RCD 10530/31 | Frank Zappa | Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (2xCD, Comp, RE, RM) | Rykodisc, Rykodisc | D70301/2, RCD 10530/31 | Australia | 1995 |
| ZAPPA 20 | Frank Zappa | Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (3xLP, Album, RE + Box) | Zappa Records | ZAPPA 20 | UK | 1990 |
| CD ZAP 20 | Frank Zappa | Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (2xCD, Comp, RM) | Zappa Records | CD ZAP 20 | UK | 1989 |
| RCD 10060/61 | Frank Zappa | Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (2xCD, Comp, Club, RM) | Rykodisc | RCD 10060/61 | US | 1987 |












