Tracklist
| Sixty Five Today | ||
| 1-1 | Introduction | 1:35 |
| 1-2 | Hello, Dad. Everything Alright ? | 3:12 |
| 1-3 | Oh, Before You Go, Dad, I Thought You Might... | 4:18 |
| 1-4 | Well Come On Then | 2:27 |
| 1-5 | Have I Got To Go Down Them Stairs? | 5:05 |
| 1-6 | Richard The Third! | 2:35 |
| 1-7 | Good Evening, Sir | 3:36 |
| 1-8 | What's These Things? They Are Plate Warmers | 3:22 |
| 1-9 | Closing Announcement | 0:42 |
| Wallah Wallah Catsmeat | ||
| 1-10 | Introduction | 2:01 |
| 1-11 | Why It Always Got To Be Me? | 4:09 |
| 1-12 | The Best Thing We Can Do With Him Is... | 3:32 |
| 1-13 | The Vet's Been In There Long Enough | 3:18 |
| 1-14 | Now Look. It's No Use Sitting Here | 2:28 |
| 1-15 | Oh My God! It's The Vet | 2:41 |
| 1-16 | Here, Harold Look At The Quality Of This Stuff | 4:54 |
| 1-17 | Here You Are, Seven-And-A-Tanner | 3:06 |
| 1-18 | Closing Announcement | 0:41 |
| The Diploma | ||
| 2-1 | Introduction | 1:36 |
| 2-2 | So This Is It, Is It? | 4:37 |
| 2-3 | Look, Son, Things'll Get Better | 3:28 |
| 2-4 | So... You... So... You | 2:54 |
| 2-5 | Look, Pater, I'm Not Interested In Your... | 3:34 |
| 2-6 | Not Much, Is It? Just One Vase | 3:30 |
| 2-7 | How Did You Get On? | 2:40 |
| 2-8 | There You Are | 3:40 |
| 2-9 | Closing Announcement | 0:45 |
| The Bath | ||
| 2-10 | Introduction | 1:29 |
| 2-11 | "A Cigarette That Bears A Lipstick's Traces..." | 2:13 |
| 2-12 | Might As Well Make Myself Comfortable | 2:47 |
| 2-13 | Oo-Aw! Ooh, That's Better | 4:50 |
| 2-14 | Oh God! I'll Have To Get Rid Of The Bath | 2:15 |
| 2-15 | You're Back Early, Ain't You? | 5:06 |
| 2-16 | Ooh! Harold! | 4:37 |
| 2-17 | Do You Live Here! | 2:47 |
| 2-18 | Closing Announcement | 0:44 |
Companies, etc.
- Phonographic Copyright (p) – BBC Worldwide Ltd.
- Copyright (c) – BBC Worldwide Ltd.
Credits
- Adapted By – Gale Pedrick
- Composed By, [Signature Tune] – Ron Grainer
- Producer – Bobby Jaye
- Voice Actor – Colin Gordon, David Charlesworth, Eric Woodburn, Harry H. Corbett, Ian Burford, Leslie Dwyer, Marion Stone, Peter Hawkins , Wilfrid Brambell
- Written-By – Ray Galton & Alan Simpson
Notes
Transmission Dates:Sixty Five Today : 17 July 1966
Wallah Wallah Catsmeat : 7 August 1966
The Diploma : 14 August 1966
The Bath : 4 September 1966
Barcode and Other Identifiers
- Barcode: 9 780563 528456
- Rights Society: MCPS












