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| 1 | Football Hero - Arimidex RemixRemix – Evarial |
| 2 | Disco Hammer - I Openly Piss On Toilet Seats RemixRemix – Hansel |
| 3 | Bitchslap! - Miami Thong Snap RemixRemix – Billy BA, Nagasaki Gold |
| 4 | Mecha Jesus Walks Remix – Books On Tape |
| 5 | Honky Tonk Homo - Super Mario Lovers RemixRemix – Alex Atchley |
| 6 | Tryouts for the Human Race |
| 7 | Disco Hammer - Rent-A-Mix RemixRemix – Nagasaki Gold |
| 8 | Shake What Darwin Gave Ya' |
| 9 | Football Hero - Guts & Balls RemixRemix – Billy BA, Nagasaki Gold |
| 10 | Hearts & Chains - Unchained Harmony Remix |
| 11 | The Way Things Go |
| 12 | Disco Hammer - Lightning Rod RemixRemix – Avenpitch |
| 13 | Robot Jerks from the Planet Fuck You |
| 14 | Mecha Jesus - 135 CG Explosions RemixRemix – Nic Heidt |
| 15 | Football Hero - Arimidex RemixRemix – Evarial |
| 16 | Swamp Thang - Swamp Gas RemixRemix – MC Trachlotomy |
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