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| 1.01 | PrefaceNarrator [Featuring] – Jon Benjamin |
5:46 |
| 1.02 | Intro | 0:21 |
| 1.03 | Preface (Part 1) | 2:30 |
| 1.04 | Preface (Part 2) | 4:40 |
| 1.05 | Don't Abandon Your Baby | 6:54 |
| 1.06 | But It's Good For You! | 6:46 |
| 1.07 | I Think Rich People Are Boring | 4:51 |
| 1.08 | Minutes Of The Development And Programming Meeting For FOX Television's New Season (Part 1) | 3:42 |
| 1.09 | Minutes Of The Development And Programming Meeting For FOX Television's New Season (Part 2) | 3:15 |
| 1.10 | I Ain't No This Or That | 3:46 |
| 1.11 | Woodstock | 5:02 |
| 1.12 | Breaking Up (Part 1) | 4:43 |
| 1.13 | Breaking Up (Part 2) | 4:03 |
| 1.14 | A Non-Sponsored Look At Holidays In America (Part 1) | 4:23 |
| 1.15 | A Non-Sponsored Look At Holidays In America (Part 2) | 5:48 |
| 2.01 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1) | 4:04 |
| 2.02 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2) | 4:29 |
| 2.03 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3) | 6:17 |
| 2.04 | YourStar.com | 3:41 |
| 2.05 | Scrapbooking In Michigan (Part 1) | 4:50 |
| 2.06 | Scrapbooking In Michigan (Part 2) | 4:30 |
| 2.07 | I Would Be The Shittiest Survivor In History (Part 1) | 4:08 |
| 2.08 | I Would Be The Shittiest Survivor In History (Part 2) | 3:25 |
| 2.09 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1) | 4:53 |
| 2.10 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2) | 2:13 |
| 2.11 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3) | 4:25 |
| 2.12 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4) | 4:14 |
| 2.13 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5) | 2:11 |
| 2.14 | My Memoir-To-Be | 3:24 |
| 3.01 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1) | 4:03 |
| 3.02 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)Featuring – Les Savy Fav |
11:19 |
| 3.03 | Sitting On A Pole Trying To Win Some Money | 6:15 |
| 3.04 | Didja Know? | 2:02 |
| 3.05 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1) | 4:10 |
| 3.06 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2) | 4:58 |
| 3.07 | Heaven! (Part 1) | 3:04 |
| 3.08 | Heaven! (Part 2) | 3:07 |
| 3.09 | The Five People You Meet In Limbo | 3:44 |
| 3.10 | Ideas For T-Shirts To Be Sold At Urban Outfitters | 2:22 |
| 3.11 | In Anticipation Of Reading This Right Now (Part 1) | 4:06 |
| 3.12 | In Anticipation Of Reading This Right Now (Part 2) | 2:34 |
| 3.13 | Gay Canada (Part 1) | 4:35 |
| 3.14 | Gay Canada (Part 2) | 5:58 |
| 4.01 | You'll Never Guess!!! | 5:32 |
| 4.02 | Sweet Mary J. | 5:20 |
| 4.03 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1) | 4:21 |
| 4.04 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2) | 3:19 |
| 4.05 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1)Narrator [Featuring] – Kristen Schaal |
5:05 |
| 4.06 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2)Narrator [Featuring] – Kristen Schaal |
5:45 |
| 4.07 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3)Narrator [Featuring] – Kristen Schaal |
5:14 |
| 4.08 | Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing But Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing | 5:03 |
| 4.09 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 1) | 5:05 |
| 4.10 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 2) | 4:39 |
| 4.11 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 3) | 2:24 |
| 4.12 | A Short Request To Lame Friends | 2:38 |
| 4.13 | Things To Do When You Are Bored (Part 1) | 4:24 |
| 4.14 | Things To Do When You Are Bored (Part 2) | 2:10 |
| 4.15 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 1) | 3:49 |
| 4.16 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 2) | 2:31 |
| 4.17 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 3) | 2:11 |
| 4.18 | Top Ten Top Ten Lists List | 1:15 |
| 5.01 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1) | 4:44 |
| 5.02 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2) | 4:16 |
| 5.03 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3) | 4:32 |
| 5.04 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4) | 4:34 |
| 5.05 | How To Play "Mafia," The Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1) | 5:09 |
| 5.06 | How To Play "Mafia," The Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2) | 4:39 |
| 5.07 | I Don't Have Children | 3:29 |
| 5.08 | A Short List Of Videos With Babies In Them That I Have Not Seen On The Internet But Most Likely Exist And I Would Like To See At Some Point | 1:36 |
| 5.09 | Other Ways In Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology To Get Around God's Strict Laws For The Sabbath | 2:02 |
| 5.10 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1) | 5:17 |
| 5.11 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2) | 4:18 |
| 5.12 | Cigar Corner | 3:51 |
| 5.13 | Excerpts From The Galley Copy Of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1) | 3:59 |
| 5.14 | Excerpts From The Galley Copy Of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2) | 4:32 |
| 5.15 | Original Message (Part 1) | 3:14 |
| 5.16 | Original Message (Part 2) | 3:16 |
| 6.01 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 1) | 5:22 |
| 6.02 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 2) | 5:28 |
| 6.03 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 3) | 4:54 |
| 6.04 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 4) | 2:02 |
| 6.05 | We Have Got To Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes" | 4:54 |
| 6.06 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1) | 3:35 |
| 6.07 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2) | 2:21 |
| 6.08 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3) | 0:58 |
| 6.09 | For The Love Of God! (Part 1) | 3:12 |
| 6.10 | For The Love Of God! (Part 2) | 1:58 |
| 6.11 | Cigar Corner: Bonus Story! | 2:10 |
| 6.12 | Cigar Corner, Part 2 | 3:55 |
| 6.13 | Truck Stop (Part 1) | 3:59 |
| 6.14 | Truck Stop (Part 2) | 2:01 |
| 6.15 | Letter From The Future | 4:26 |
| 6.16 | An Afterthought | 3:00 |
| 6.17 | Acknowledgements | 3:39 |
| 6.18 | Credits | 1:47 |
| 6.19 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Instrumental)Featuring – Les Savy Fav |
10:23 |
Credits
- Narrator – David Cross
Notes
Durations: CD1=66:29, CD2=56:46, CD3=62:18, CD4=70:45, CD5=63:28, CD6=70:02, Total=6:29:48.Disc 6 has a bonus pdf file with photos.
This audiobook does not contain the chapter "Top Ten CDs To Listen To While Listening To Other CDs".
