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A1	–Dr. Demento With Barnes & Barnes	Doctor Of Dementia Written-By – Art Barnes, Artie Barnes	4:15
A2	–John W. Christensen	I Get Weird Written-By – John W. Christensen	2:40
A3	–Tim Cavanagh	I Wanna Kiss Her Written-By – Tim Cavanagh	3:20
A4	–Carlos Borzenie, Sr.	My Wife Left Town With A Banana Written-By – Carlos Borzenie, Sr.	1:25
A5	–The Other Half	Smut Written By – Hesselschwardt, McGladdery	2:43
A6	–Uncle Vic	Space Invaders Written-By – Victor Blecman	3:38
A7	–Showdown	The Rodeo Song Written-By – Gaye Delorme	2:00
B1	–Purvis Pickett & The Punk-A-Billies	Bodine Brown Written-By – R. J. Powell	2:15
B2	–The Three Stooges	The Alphabet Song Written-By – Traditional	1:34
B3	–Steve Lisenby	Swedish Western Written-By – Steve Lisenby	2:43
B4	–Dickie Goodman	Harry's Jockstrap Written-By – Traditional	1:50
B5	–Gary Muller	My Name Is Not Merv Griffin Written By – Beck, ZoernerWritten-By – Muller*	1:47
B6	–Doug Robinson	Mediocre Mama Written-By – Brian Laurence , Doug Robinson	3:18
B7	–Tom Fenton And Ice Nine	Don't Go Down To The Fallout Shelter Written-By – Jim Iarocci, Tom Fenton	2:05
B8	–Travesty, Ltd.	Rock And Roll Doctor Written-By – Travesty, Ltd.	3:14
B9	–Jason & The Straptones*	I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus Written-By – Jason Robert Lyle*	2:21

Companies, etc.

• Marketed By – Jem Records, Inc.
• Phonographic Copyright (p) – Eccentric Records
• Copyright (c) – Eccentric Records
• Pressed By – Hub-Servall Record Mfg. Corp.
• Published By – Music Spazchow
• Published By – John Christensen Music
• Published By – Tim Cavanagh Music
• Published By – United Song Artists
• Published By – Utility Music
• Published By – Trumar Music
• Published By – Pet-Mac Publishing
• Published By – Hayboogie Music
• Published By – Lisenby Songs
• Published By – Emil R. Velazco, Jr.
• Published By – Strapsong Music
• Mastered At – Precision Mastering

Credits

• Executive-Producer – Jay Levey
• Management – Jay Levey Associates
• Mastered By – SM*
• Producer – Dr. Demento

Notes

Die-cut cover reveals picture disc.

Back side of picture disc promotes radio station WHFM99 and HOUSE OF GUITARS, both located in Rochester, New York.

Similar to Dr. Demento - Demento's Mementos but back side promotes a different radio station.

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Matrix / Runout (Scrawled in Side A Runout): PVC-8912-1 If You Can Read This, You're Too Close HUB Precision SM·
• Matrix / Runout (Scrawled in Side B Runout): PVC-8912-2 Stay Demented! Precision SM· HUB
• Rights Society: ASCAP
• Rights Society: BMI

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
PVC 8912	Dr. Demento	Demento's Mementos ‎(LP, Album, Comp)	Eccentric	PVC 8912	US	1982
PC-5009	Dr. Demento	Demento's Mementos ‎(Cass, Album, Comp)	Passport Records	PC-5009	Canada	1982
PVC 8912	Dr. Demento	Demento's Mementos ‎(Cass, Dol)	Eccentric	PVC 8912	US	1982
PVC 8912	Dr. Demento	Demento's Mementos ‎(LP, Album, Comp, Pic, KME)	Eccentric	PVC 8912	US	1982
PL-5009	Dr. Demento	Demento's Mementos ‎(LP, Album, Comp)	Passport Records	PL-5009	Canada	1982