Tracklist
| 1 | St. Louis - Lantz | 00:53 |
| 2 | Kansas City - Losing My Shit | 01:09 |
| 3 | Denton - Goddamn NBA Jam | 01:28 |
| 4 | San Antonio - New Headphones | 01:54 |
| 5 | Austin - Kyle's Surgery | 01:53 |
| 6 | El Paso - Vantastic | 01:34 |
| 7 | Phoenix - Satan's Dick | 01:10 |
| 8 | Las Vegas - Not Even One Boob... Smdh | 01:11 |
| 9 | San Diego - Beach Police | 01:50 |
| 10 | L.A. - Parental Advice | 02:21 |
| 11 | Santa Cruz - Keep Moving | 00:54 |
| 12 | Oakland - Mac & Andy | 01:15 |
| 13 | Portland - Fudge | 01:45 |
| 14 | Seattle - Fun And Hang Friends Out And Things In Seattle Yay Cool | 01:29 |
| 15 | Calgary - Hot Dog Rodeo | 00:41 |
| 16 | Edmonton - On E | 01:58 |
| 17 | Saskatoon - Sweat Lodge | 01:57 |
| 18 | Milwaukee - Fuck Dude. It's Over. | 01:12 |
