Tracklist
| Dane | |
| Intro | 0:46 |
| Parking Structure | 1:28 |
| Umm, Helllllo? | 3:50 |
| Car Accident | 2:43 |
| Tire In The Face | 2:07 |
| Would You Rather... | 6:03 |
| Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard | 2:07 |
| The BK Lounge | 3:29 |
| Pregnant Lady | 1:48 |
| Five Sisters | 0:58 |
| Slip 'n' Bleed | 0:59 |
| Speak 'n' Spell | 1:03 |
| Operation - Monopoly | 2:16 |
| Don't Tickle Me | 0:48 |
| Bathroom | 2:24 |
| Pranks | 1:48 |
| Fuk And The Finga | 1:44 |
| Just Wanna Dance | 4:18 |
| Head | 2:34 |
| Nightmare | 3:05 |
| Hopped Up On The Q | 1:12 |
| Not So Kool-Aid | 1:28 |
| Pick A Number Please! | 1:44 |
| Bonus Track! | 7:36 |
| Cook | |
| Comedy Central Presents (Aired Version) | 22:04 |
| Comedy Central Presents (Full-Hour Uncut Version) | 52:35 |
| Comics Come Home 5 | 6:56 |
| Premium Blend | 5:42 |
Versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CCR0017 | Dane Cook | Harmful If Swallowed (CD, Album, RP + DVD-V, NTSC) | Comedy Central Records | CCR0017 | US | 2003 |
| CCR0187 | Dane Cook | Harmful If Swallowed: 10th Anniversary Edition (LP) | Comedy Central Records | CCR0187 | US | 2013 |
| COM2 30017-2 04 | Dane Cook | Harmful If Swallowed (CD, Album, RP + DVD-V, NTSC) | Comedy Central Records | COM2 30017-2 04 | US | Unknown |
