Tracklist
| 1 | The Rhythm Thief | 5:19 |
| 2 | How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | 3:51 |
| 3 | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 3:32 |
| 4 | I Married Myself | 4:59 |
| 5 | Ride 'Em Cowboy | 4:21 |
| 6 | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 4:43 |
| 7 | Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold. | 4:12 |
| 8 | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 7:07 |
| 9 | Suburban Homeboy | 2:59 |
Companies, etc.
- Published By – Avenue Louise Music
- Published By – BMG Ufa
- Recorded At – Sparks Studio
Credits
- Design – Dave Park
- Drums – Tammy Glover
- Guitar – Dean Menta
- Keyboards, Programmed By, Written By, Producer, Arranged By, Orchestrated By [Orchestrations] – Ron Mael
- Management – Sue Harris
- Mixed By [Mixing], Engineer [Additional Engineering] – John Thomas
- Other [German Public Relations] – Mike Kohler
- Photography By – Aaron Rapoport
- Sounds [Live Sound] – Cristiano Avigni
- Technician [Live Technician] – Robert Garnham
- Vocals, Programmed By, Written By, Producer, Engineer, Arranged By – Russell Mael
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LBRCD101 | Sparks | Lil' Beethoven (CD, Album, Dlx, Enh, RE) | Lil' Beethoven Records | LBRCD101 | UK | 2004 |
| LILBCD2 | Sparks | Lil' Beethoven (CD, Album, Unofficial) | Artful Records | LILBCD2 | 2002 | |
| PALMCD 2126-2 | Sparks | Lil' Beethoven (CD, Album, Dig) | Palm Pictures, Lil' Beethoven Records | PALMCD 2126-2 | US | 2003 |
| P2A 2126 | Sparks | Lil' Beethoven (CD, Promo) | Palm Pictures | P2A 2126 | US | 2002 |
| LILBCD2 | Sparks | Lil' Beethoven (CD, Album, RE) | Artful Records | LILBCD2 | UK | 2002 |
